This page is not going to be another seriously
warped ego trip
Hello (as the Hitchcock "good evening")
I do not have access to the internet, I don't even have the computer peripheral
known as a MOdulator DEModulator
Who am I ? �
>This page has been visited
Competition: Once aopn a time, this page was on the Geocities server and I held a competition to find the hidden link back to it. It's still running, Only one person has found it so far
That's what modem actually�stands for.
You would know that, you probably passed Computing Studies.
Note my seductive charms : The sensitive new age guy, caught in car headlights.
I am not sure I am in a position to tell you and I don't really want to
anyway.
As Far as I know, and you could already have worked out from this page, unless
your a dimwit (you can find out mour about dimwits on this
SUBTLE LINK TO
A DIMWITS PAGE)�I'm someone who has failed Computing studies, not
really my fault, I just had a challenged teacher,who wasn't supposed to be teaching computing anyway. You can find more
about him and other brainless people from my school by following this
SUBTLE LINK TO THE FORT STREET
HIGH SCHOOL NAUGHTY HOME PAGE , or this
SUBTLE LINK TO MY FRIENDS
HOMEPAGE.
Also, as you could also have worked out from this homepage, I don't have
a Modem, instead I have a complex network of equipped friends conducting my
online business for me and school computer rooms, full of state funded
supplies.�I am in the Elite of the computer world without actually having
purchased the specialised technology.
I am outside, but I am inside, get ready for me.
Email me at [email protected],
please. pretty pretty Ad nauseam please.
times.
Somewhere on this page is hidden a link back to geocities, where
you can get free Homepages and Email adresses, Very important for Cyberspace
Freeloaders like myself, see if you can find it. Email me with your guess,
it would make me happy, I'm on the internet you know.
THIS
IS NOT A LINK BACK TO
GEOCITIES
Sorry, people, I
lied