This page is not going to be another seriously warped ego trip

Hello (as the Hitchcock "good evening")

I am cosmo xYRik

I do not have access to the internet, I don't even have the computer peripheral known as a MOdulator DEModulator
That's what modem actually�stands for.
You would know that, you probably passed Computing Studies.


Note my seductive charms : The sensitive new age guy, caught in car headlights.

Who am I ? �
I am not sure I am in a position to tell you and I don't really want to anyway.
As Far as I know, and you could already have worked out from this page, unless your a dimwit (you can find out mour about dimwits on this SUBTLE LINK TO A DIMWITS PAGE)�I'm someone who has failed Computing studies, not really my fault, I just had a challenged teacher,who wasn't supposed to be teaching computing anyway. You can find more about him and other brainless people from my school by following this SUBTLE LINK TO THE FORT STREET HIGH SCHOOL NAUGHTY HOME PAGE , or this SUBTLE LINK TO MY FRIENDS HOMEPAGE.
Also, as you could also have worked out from this homepage, I don't have a Modem, instead I have a complex network of equipped friends conducting my online business for me and school computer rooms, full of state funded supplies.�I am in the Elite of the computer world without actually having purchased the specialised technology.
I am outside, but I am inside, get ready for me.
Email me at [email protected], please. pretty pretty Ad nauseam please.

>This page has been visited times.

Competition: Once aopn a time, this page was on the Geocities server and I held a competition to find the hidden link back to it. It's still running, Only one person has found it so far Somewhere on this page is hidden a link back to geocities, where you can get free Homepages and Email adresses, Very important for Cyberspace Freeloaders like myself, see if you can find it. Email me with your guess, it would make me happy, I'm on the internet you know.

THIS IS NOT A LINK BACK TO GEOCITIES

Sorry, people, I lied